guy to girl!!!

achummm!!! selsema maa..nh berjangkit ngn awak la mr teddy! hahaha.slahkan si idung besar lak..ak yg kuar umah gi jnjaln 1 hari ( jln ker.. saye berkerja kay..jd driver) tak ingt dunia...

oh cter pasl dunia.masalah.masalah.dunia nh dah tak btul..sengal!! post nh act nk buat lame dah..but..dgn mood takder + malas +maslah bertimbun (wut a great n perfect combo an) post nh tergendala...( sadly~~)

ingat tak last two three weeks ( bapak lame) ader kes sorg mamat nh nk tkar name sbb nyer die bkn jadi mamat dah..die jadi mnah! kpada yg masih tak fhm2 lagy si dia nh sdah bertukar dri lelaki ke prmpuan setelah buat srgery kat thailand ..

pastu si sengal nh merayu2 la nk tkar nme ..nme sbnar asyraf hafiz then nk tkar jadi aleesha farhana..pergh!! nama tak leyh bubuh lagy glamer ker? hahaha..anda sugguh bajet.. pastu dtg mahkamah paki bju kurung , tumit tggi,, alamak ! bdn dah bsar cik asyraf bjet ayu ker... sgguh tdak ok!

alasn yg dia bg sggh tak munasabah!! buatkan sye mmg geram... grrrr

ok :~

1) sjak azali saye sdh cnderung kearah prmpuan...bkn niat saye nk bertukar. tpi nh adlah naluri saye - sile bce ngn nada mak nyah ok

excuse me.. then awak nk slahkan ALLAH yg buat naluri tuh ker? ko nk slah kan Dia sbb bgi ko perasaan cm tuh dah klo bkn niat ko? ptut nyer ko slah kn iman ko yang ko tk pnah top up2 tuh... klo iman ko kuat..cnderung mcm mner skali pun ko mmpu lwn ler..dah ko thu mmg bnde tuh slah dkat agame..nh ayt ko tunjuk bkn slah ko..tpi tunjuk ap..your stupidness ~ haa..kan dah kuar ayt bombastik stupidness eden ~

asal malu.tnjuklah muka yg bertukar jdi pmpuan tuh..yg 'cntik'

pastu slahkan org lain sbb ko tkr jntina ko tkleyh dduk asrama lelaki..nk smbung stdy in medicl field.. itu ur own problem lah kay....klo ko tkr jntina pun ak still mushkil..ko tkder nafsu kat prmpuan ker...skit pun tk? bfre dizz ap gay?

ko ingt senag ker jdi prmpuan... every month bler period skit woo.. emotional terggangu... stomah ache..smpai guling2... ader yg mntah.pengsan... pastu aurat permpuan lagy... maintennce yg lain lagy..bju2 sume..mhal kot... lelaki yg tak bertukar ..tlglah mnjaga keaslian anda... korg walaupun dberi amanh yang besar oleyh Dia , nk lead n jaga kitaorg yg prmpuan2 nh ..cayalah korg mmpu cuz korg an perkasa..maintnnce korg pun murah sket dri kitaorg... hahah

erhm tulah dunia akhir zmn nh..

kpada mahkamah n hakim yg judges diz case tlglah..if korg luluskn dz case... akan bnyak lagy case2 yg seumpama akan tmbul n secara tak lgsung anda tlah melanggar hukum ALLAH dgn mghina islam..kte Mlaysia agama islam..praktik kn lah..nk tgk gak kn.

ok chill~~ tak mo emo2dah wait n see 18th july nh ap jadi ok..

p/s: laki asli smkin berkuarg..tpi jgn rampas laki org kay..saye syg islam saye

more on http://www.hmetro.com.my/articles/Mahutukarnamalelaki/Article

salam..minggu yg sgt buhsan tapi act pack..my mr teddy bear sgt bz ngn fyp die... n saye sorg2!! ok dlam pala otak act berbagai bnde nk tulis..tpi perlu beratur pnjg la..ala2 nk pergi audition raja lawak kan... so ak dcide nk bz kan ngn flash mob yg tergendala! oh mase dh suntuk...mmg bgs la kan....

tpi nh punye entry ..mau cter pasl sem yang bkl mnjelma.... uh...dah tgk bnde ap nk stdy...tpi terase cm ditipu.....grrrrrrr....dlm study plan tulis 5 subjct jer :-

• genito
• GIT
• repro
• nervs
• respiratry

tbe2 wujud dlm lectre series ader lagy due....ok mmg saye hangin...sbb lagy due tuh agak killer...tgk lima diatas pun dah mcm ap jer ..cuak kat nervs sys la....aduhai...ok jeng2 lagy due finalist adalah~~

• micro
• biochem!!

mmg terbaek la kan.... oh saye mmg sukeeee.. dgn bak kate senior3.... hahahhaa.dz is the tyme...

hari tuh mse cvs ( cardiovascular sys) ngn musculo pun dah berhmpas pulas..tk ckup nafas... nh kan pulak lah kan..nsib baik dpt A ..hahahahahklo tak nhas ak lah kan... ok jum tak nk buang mase jum tgk note2 utuk sem dpn..kite blaja awal nk tak~~ aicehy ayat tak leyh blah...subject untuk shrt sem nh dah cnfrm dpt 4 flat?? gi blaja lu untuk final der...mggu dpn jer kot.... errrrrrrrrrr...mlas lah~~ hehehe

p/s : takleyh tdr smlm fikir step untuk flash mob..jum siap2 gi kelas~~another p/s : gi mndi dlu der...

excited~ super excited~adrenalin rush..huhuhu

heyy...feeling so excited fr tomorrow~~

gaggaaga..few thgs had listed since this morning..jap gi kuar gi bli.

-insect repllant-

-small towel-

-torchlight-

-snacks-

and isotonic drinks

hahahaha..agak2 ktaorg nk gi mner? ?

jeng2 biarlah rahsia....

out wth org2 tersayang...

~my mr.teddy bear

~miss sweetheart

~mr ben 10

hahah

n mungkin ader 2 lagy company

~mr cool

~miss cute!

siyesly i'm damn super EXCITED!!.

wait fr next post to noe.who are them.. where we go, n wht we ar doing...

n p/s: doakn kmi slamat pergi n blik... tyme to have some fun my dearest

kambing hitam vs mlas dah gemuk

aippppppppp...hye u guys... howz ya..happy wednsday yo... erhm..saye bru pulang dri kuantan!!! ha? buat per... gi sane gi cri boy fren baru! ups...sori mok ! hahaha.tkderlah...kesane smbil bkerja + bercuty..ha..cm ner tuh... yelah..mkn , tmpat tdr minyak, trnsport sume dtanggung...act tak taw pun sume tuh dtanggung... tpi dah org nk kasi kan...trimo jo lah...rezeki jgn dibuong..iyer? so bile pergi sane..ak dapt la lagy duet blanja...nh bukan takat durian runtuh,...ngn pokok2 skali dah tumbang! menarik kan

tapi yang lagy menarik nyerr....bile kesane ..muka hbs terbakar!!! arghhhh....itu pun dlm berjaga2 tak nk kuar khemah...tpi nk buat cm ner... saya sudah hitam!! malu seyh gi kelas tady...lagi malu..bile housemate bkk pntu buat muka terkejut!! *ahhh..tharaaaaaa* (ok , take note syireen) hahaha... so, mission pertama!!!

ader cm kulit kambing nh tak muka ak?

"sile cerahkan kulit anda kembali yer thara"

adui makkk!! cm ner nh.. ader any petua tak...yg thu mama pnah ajr pakai belas perut..eh beras pulut,, rendam n tumbuk..tapi dsbbkan kemalsan mlanda... ak tak buat... aiseyh!! tpi kne buat gak... nnaty my mr.teddy bear cri yg lain pdn muka

ok second!! bile gi sane ak sdar yg ak dah MALAS nk gemuk! repeat* malas nk GEMUKKKKK....

mknanya ap tuh? huh mknanya nk kurus la weyh..

second mission

" gemukkn diri..eh sile slimkan dri anda cm model.."

ha...yg nh mmg terpaksa...tapi nk diet cm ne..nafsu mkn membuak2.... konon nk ambik sket..huh..bertambah ader la.... tkkn nk minum jusmate5...ader org nk sponsor tak? haha..tuh main point dier... so..marilah kite tgk hahahaha..same der brjaya tak misi taw hnya tggl angan2..korg rase ak ok dgn keadaan ak skrg ker kurus? ceciter sket...

marry you vs i do

It's a beautiful night

We're looking for something dumb to do

Hey baby

I think I wanna marry you

It's always been about me, myself, and I

I thought relationships were nothing but a waste of time

I never wanted to be anybody's other half

I was happy staying out of love, it wouldn't last

That was the only way I knew 'til I met you

Is it the look in your eyes

Or is it this dancing juice?

Who cares, baby

I think I wanna marry you

You make we wanna say

I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo

Yeah, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo

Cause every time before it's been like

Maybe yes and maybe no

I can live without it, I could let it go

Ooh what did I get myself into?

You make we wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do

Well, I know this little chapel

On the boulevard we can go

No one will know

Oh, come on girl

Who cares if we're trashed

Got a pocket full of cash we can blow

Shots of patron

And it's on, girl

Tell me is it only me

Do you feel the same?

You know me well enough to know that I'm not playing games

I promise I won't turn around and I won't let you down

You can trust I've never felt it like I feel it now

Baby there's nothing, there's nothing we can't get through

Don't say no, no, no, no, no

Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And we'll go, go, go, go, go

If you're ready, like I'm ready

So can we say

I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo

Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo

I'll go get a ring

Let the choir bells sing like

Ooh, so what ya wanna do?

Let's just run, girl

Meet my family, how's your family?

Ooh, can we be a family?

And when I'm eighty years old I'm sitting next to you

Don't say no, no, no, no, no

Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And we'll go, go, go, go, go

If you're ready, like I'm ready

And we'll remember when we said

I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do

Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do

Just say I do

Tell me right now, baby

Tell me right now, baby, baby

Just say I do

Tell me right now, baby

Tell me right now, baby, baby, oh

I won't live without it, I won't let us go

Just look at what we got ourselves into

You make we wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,

Love you

tiada tuhan melainkan Allah

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just come bck n trust

The rain falls on my windows

And the coldness runs through my soul

And the rain falls, oh the rain falls

I don’t want to be alone

I wish that I could photoshop on

Our bad memories

Because the flashbacks, oh the flashbacks

Won’t leave me alone

If you come back to me

I’ll be all that you need

Baby, come back to me

Let me make up for what happened in the past

Baby come back to me

I’ll be everything you need

Baby come back to me

Boy you’re one in a million

Baby come back to me

I’ll be everything you need

Baby come back to me

You’re one in a million

Memories I have of Manhattan

She goes shopping for new clothes

And she buys this, and she buys that

Just leave her alone

I wish that he would listen to her

Side of the story

It isn’t that bad, it isn’t that bad

And she’s wiser for it now

I admit I cheated

Don’t know why I did it

But I do regret it

Nothing I can do or say can change the past

Everything I ever did

Heaven knows I’m sorry but

I was too young to see

You were always there for me

And my curiosity

Got the better half of me

Baby take it easy on me

Anything from A to Z

Tell me what you want to be

I open my heart to be

You are more priority

Can’t you see you punished me

More than enough already

Baby take it easy on me

Baby take it easy on me

Baby come back to me

Baby come back to me

La la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la